Cancer
This is the one time of year you can wear an apron and get away with it. So just do it. That lovely patch-worked thing hangs in your closet, begging you to bake pies all year long, and you deny it, trying to be the modern, food-to-go gal. Well, not this month. I feel your need to be a homebody, honey. Put on that apron with pride. Dab some flour on your face. Toss your hair up into a bun. Bake until you can’t bake no more. Your friends and neighbors will thank you.
Leo
Lazy, loveable Leo. I see a spot on the old family couch calling your name. Don’t deny it. Buy yourself some comfy pants and park it for a couple of days. I know you feel you’re too old for your parents to cook for you while you’re home visiting, but when they deliver the toasted pumpkin seeds and hot toddy to the couch while you’re hours deep in a BBC America Austen movie marathon, you’ll forget all about that guilt.
Virgo
You’ll stress and stress about what to do for Thanksgiving dinner this whole month. Why aren’t your cool new neighbors inviting you over for that party you know they are having? Chill out. With your incredible personality, you’re going to get an invite from someone other than your family. So maybe it isn’t the super modern neighbors. Maybe it will be your book club friends. They might not be as hot and happening, but really, would you rather avoid eating so as not to get anything stuck in your teeth? Or have a total calorie fest with ladies while gossiping about said neighbors?
Libra
This month might present a bit of a dilemma for you, Libra. Your goodness led you to invite both your best friend and your co-worker—who faced off over a gentleman at your last party—to Thanksgiving Dinner. What to do? Rely on your clever instincts and a well-planned seating chart. And if that doesn’t work, invite the new guy in your building that just moved in from London. A hunky Brit will divert any scorned lady’s attention.
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