Sagittarius.
You sure are a good-looking lot. People love to be around you and feed off your endless enthusiasm. They envy your wandering nature and consider you crazy lucky. But no one really understands you, do they dear Sag? Sorry, Sag, but this is a doubting time. Your usual springboard nature and boundless optimism are taking the holidays off and you are stripped to your fragile, naked self. But do not be afraid. The universe is watching out for you. Explore your core as much as you can because you are heading for a phoenix-like rise in the New Year. It will be your best year ever.
Capricorn.
By the end of the year, you will have everything you ever dreamed of, Cappie. You will be self-employed and wealthy. You will find true love with someone who is kind, loving, and really really really ridiculously good-looking. You will finally release the hurts of the past. All of your friends will move to the town you live in. All the people that were ever mean to you will apologize. There will be a Hollywood movie about your life and you’ll look fabulous at the premiere. Sound too good to be true? Well, you know what your momma said about that. If it does, it probably is. Sorry, all my fellow Caps, it’s just going to be more of the same for us this month. Oh, but we will have a sweet birthday party—get drunk and be grateful for that.
Aquarius.
Aquarius, you are such a humanitarian. You’re selfless and you dream big. Without you, this world would still be in the dark ages. But right now, we’re in bizarro world and it’s time for you to let your bad boy side out. Yell at an old lady; laugh at a kid who falls down; kick a puppy or two. You can’t repress your dark side forever. If you want to stay your visionary and giving self, you have to be selfish and mean for now. And have fun with it while you can get away with it. The more you get it out, the more space you will have to fill with your giving and thoughtful nature.
