Your stinger is showing again, Scorpio. You’re like the Jerry Springer of astrological signs, talking trash about everyone all the time. Who do you think you are? Oprah? Get off your high horse and make this the year you focus on the good in people, not the bad. Granted, the good might only be a finely formed earlobe or exceptional nail beds, but you’ve gotta start somewhere.
Sagittarius
You’re a fiery little vixen, Sag, and I meant that in the most complimentary way. But you’re never going to find love lying on your back. Make 2008 the year you stop spreading around that notorious passion so freely and start taking things slowly. Make suitors work for your affection for a change. By the way, “slowly” doesn’t mean doggie style on the first date.
Claire Voyante knows things. She can’t explain how or why she knows them, but she does. Her strongest vision came when she was just a wee woman of twenty-five. The church doors opened, she saw her fiancé and 275 other people standing before her, and she just knew her life was going to be a disaster. So she ran out of the church, out of Phoenix, away from the insufferable heat of Arizona all the way to Camden, Maine, where she now lives and works as a freelance writer.
The Visiting Visionary is a monthly column written by a different guest horoscopist each month. We’ll focus on a new topic every month so that our Visionary can foretell how it will affect each sign.
