Aquarius
Aquarius, you’re like that kid in American Beauty. You see beauty everywhere and it’s really annoying. It’s impossible to find beauty in everything and if you can, then you really need to get off the Percocet and the Zoloft and spend some time at the city dump of Naples. That said, you’re actually going to see some pretty beautiful things transpire this month (but not everywhere because that’s irrational), mainly in your love life. So stop looking for beauty everywhere and start looking for a beautiful romance.
Emily Strand is Astrology. She’s studied everything zodiac from equatorial coordinate systems to the continuity in David Fincher’s Zodiac film. What can she say? The girl knows stars.
The Visiting Visionary is a monthly column written by a different guest horoscopist each month. We’ll focus on a new topic every month so that our Visionary can foretell how it will affect each sign.

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