Screw March: The Visiting Visionary

By: Emily Strand (View Profile)

Aquarius
Aquarius, you’re like that kid in American Beauty. You see beauty everywhere and it’s really annoying. It’s impossible to find beauty in everything and if you can, then you really need to get off the Percocet and the Zoloft and spend some time at the city dump of Naples. That said, you’re actually going to see some pretty beautiful things transpire this month (but not everywhere because that’s irrational), mainly in your love life. So stop looking for beauty everywhere and start looking for a beautiful romance.

Emily Strand is Astrology. She’s studied everything zodiac from equatorial coordinate systems to the continuity in David Fincher’s Zodiac film. What can she say? The girl knows stars.

The Visiting Visionary is a monthly column written by a different guest horoscopist each month. We’ll focus on a new topic every month so that our Visionary can foretell how it will affect each sign.

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posted: 03.16.2008
Terri
i throughly enjoyed your outrageous vision, visionary.........very entertaining..........shared with at least 4 girlfriends...........more! more!
posted: 03.13.2008
Suepersue
a chili's glass? great analogy for the tightrope walk over a bucket of water that we Libra's do everyday. visiting visionary - stay awhile!
posted: 03.12.2008
Jordana Butler
yeah, Pisces women are drama queens but they are dreamy people. Sags are lucky people, they can do what they want and never suffer the consequences of their mistakes. Cancers? Hmm, I beg to differ on this one. Everyone always says the women are like mother Theresa.......hah! No way Jose! Every Cancer woman I have been a friend to has backstabbed me. My best friend for over 20 years is a cancer with moon in Scorpio ....the best imitation of a nice and kind person that I ever met! She also married my ex husband five months after our divorce. Enough said.
posted: 03.04.2008
Rebecca Brown
You're so right about the Sag - we do want more, more, more. (You were off on the naked "Thriller" dance though...thank god for everyone!). I'll try to remember to think about the needs and the wants...it's very hard for us Saggies, though!
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