Get Naked Already, It’s Summer! The Visiting Visionary

By: Naomi Quinn (View Profile)

Taurus
Your friends won’t say this to your face, but you’re a stick in the mud. You’re so set in your ways, there’s very little room for wild and wooly spontaneous misbehavior. Just because you aren’t a sex fiend doesn’t mean you have to be such a downer when all your cougar friends want to go out on the prowl. We know your favorite things about Sex and the City are the shoes, not the shenanigans. And we’ll forgive you for it because you cast such a striking figure. True, there’s hardly a person more solid, reliable, and yes, inflexible than you. Except for maybe a Virgo or Capricorn … which is exactly who you should arm yourself with on your way to the mud baths.

Naomi Quinn was presaged in the dream of her great grandfather on the very day she would be born seventy years later. Her mother had a way of smelling secret truths, so much so that Naomi couldn’t get away with a single lie as a child. Now, Naomi looks for signs of the future in her coffee grounds, which most recently suggested that large sums of money would soon be delivered by a strapping man in a brown suit at her door.

The Visiting Visionary is a monthly column written by a guest horoscopist each month. We’ll focus on a new topic every month so our Visionary can foretell how it will affect each sign.

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posted: 06.09.2008
Vita King
I JUST LOVE WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT SCORPIOS THAT IS SO TRUE AND SOME MORE,YOU VIEW ON ALL OF THE SIGNS IS SOMTHING FOR THEM TO THINK ABOUT.aND THAT PICTURE IS SO PREFECT THAT IS THE PICTURE OF A NEW DAY AND A DAY AT ITS END.hOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE IT,KEEP WRTINGTHE WATER,THE SKY ,ALL YOU NEED IS YOUR LOVER,WHAT A LIFE.VITA MICHELLE KING
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