Taurus
I love how self-sufficient you are, Taurus. One day I hope to be like you … once I find a mentor who will help me, that is. You’re levelheaded and perfectly happy lost in your own thoughts, but you rarely let other people see the real you. I fear that you’re missing out on a fundamental human experience—love. That’s right; I wrote that scary word. You Bulls tend to be withdrawn, but July is a fantastic month for new relationships. Your social stars are aligning to make you the target of Cupid’s bow—the question is, will you recognize the sharp sting of his arrow, or will you yell at the guy behind you for pinching your behind? Only time will tell.
Gemini
My crystal ball is so foggy … or are those smudges? Great, and I’m out of Windex. Well, that’s what you get for showing up late to the party, Gem. Let’s see … I think I can see the sun in my ball. It’s warm where you’re going to be! I predict warm weather and probably good times. Maybe a few barbecues or beach parties? I can sort of see a love interest in your future this month. It’s either someone you know or someone you’re going to know … yeah, I think this ball is tapped out. All this foretelling has made me weak and my crystal ball a bit grimy. What can I say? Astrology gets a little dirty sometimes. Try back in August!
Vicki Santillano’s talent for predicting the future came on her tenth birthday when her dad gave her a toy magic 8-ball. Annoyed with its constant reply of “Answer hazy” to all of her questions, she knew she had to find the answers to her questions (and everyone else’s) by cultivating her psychic side. Though happily employed with DivineCaroline, she still longs for the day that she can start a psychic hotline and make money telling other people how to live.
The Visiting Visionary is a monthly column written by a different guest horoscopist each month. We’ll focus on a new topic every month so that our Visionary can foretell how it will affect each sign.
