You are the light of my life. But there are a few things we need to discuss if our love affair is going to continue.
1. Why do you release stunning creations (like the new Satin Lip Cream palette), then snatch them away before I can buy more? Please stop.
2. While I love the smell of your Hydramax line, whatever’s fragrancing that Sublimage Serum has got to go. (I mean come on, it’s $400!)
3. You are driving me to the poorhouse. Would it hurt you to have a sale once in a while so I don’t have to keep scavenging Coco Mademoiselle on eBay?
Your biggest fan
Note to readers: Am I being a brat? Is there a brand you’d write a letter like this to?
- What about Clinique? Bummed by these products?
- Fragrance hunting? Try these reader faves.
- Why eBay when you can get free beauty products?
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