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By: Ophelia Payne
This is a handy guide for those days of the month when a man is taking his life in his hands if he opens his... Read more >>
By: Ophelia Payne
DAMNITOL Take two and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to eight full hours. EMPTYNESTROGEN Suppository that eliminates melancholy and... Read more >>
ShuckHuck: New Roll-On to Shoo Huckabee
HeadOn promises—in commercials repeated frequently enough to cause headaches—with a mere swipe across the forehead, to relieve the pain of headaches and migraines. But take... Read more >>
Ten Reasons Why a Christmas Tree is Better Than a Man
1. A Christmas tree knows that the angel always goes on top. 2. Once you spend enough time fiddling with its base, a Christmas tree... Read more >>
Life Is Better
There are certain things in my life that didn’t quite make the cut into my “Things I Love” article. However, I really, really like the... Read more >>
I Hate That!
Slamming my finger in anything Sinus headaches Vicoden and Valium require a doctor’s prescription Stubbing my toe Closed casket funerals (If you die and I... Read more >>
The Course of True Love Never Did Run Smooth
This is a test. One rule applies: make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes, and points... Read more >>
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