As a t-shirt fan, I'm a walking ad, pimping out the prime real estate across my chest and back for a pretty shade or design. Instead of advertising Guinness, Jesus, or Tide, I can now advertise myself thanks to Blackbird's Resume tees. I simply choose from eight slogans for the front like "I Heart Job Offers," "I'm Ready for My Interview," and "My Resume Is on the Back of This Shirt," and then upload my resume to the back. Great way to put my shirt to work.

Rather than wear an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini this Memorial Day weekend, I'm thinking to wear this polka dot bikini t-shirt from Be Back Soon's Counterfeit Outfit Series. I'll probably get just as many laughs and I won't have to shave my underarms. Other shirts in the series include "little black dress," "replica football shirt," and "band logo t-shirt."

I'm on first name terms with the top ten finalists of American Idol (nickname terms with the top two), the top three finalists of America's Next Top Model, and the last three kids Brad and Angelina adopted. I'm still distracted by Miley and Madonna when all I should care about is Myanmar. Rather than deny the fact that celebrity rules my world, I will acknowledge it––nay, celebrate it––with this "Have you seen my sex tape? My album drops next week. Try my new fragrance" tee.