Each earring by Montreal’s Orno Jewelry is cut from a simple plank of exotic wood—in this case, black walnut—before being carefully hand sanded and varnished. This geometric six-point walnut design, based on the rotation of a teardrop, will make a beautiful gift for my architect friend. I can’t help but imagine (and perhaps buy!) a pair for me too to dramatize a bare neck and sleek black outfit.

Your mother thought she was the only one who could get away with phrases like: “You’ve made your bed, now lie in it,” “He won’t buy the cow if he gets the milk for free,” “Crap or get off the pot,” “No babies yet?,” “You’re wearing that?,” and “Are you seeing anyone special?” This set of buzzkill coasters is sure to kill your buzz time and again. Perfect for holiday conversation starters!

I’ve seen similar versions of this snakeprint flat by shoe giants Cole Haan, Sigerson Morrison, and Hollywould, and the only obvious difference is the price tag. Okay, so maybe the materials differ a tad too, but hey, who can tell? This pair has already earned its keep in my imaginings of myself running for the bus, running out of the office, and running from my to-do list—all with comfort, style, and affordability (sssh!).