Going grey—down there? A good friend recently shared that she was "going grey," and when I glanced to the brown hair framing her red face, she said "no, down there!" pointing to her nether regions. Well, I'm glad to tell you not-so-natural blondes what I was glad to tell her––Betty Beauty to the rescue! You can dye your "betty" with shades like Black Betty (tee hee), Blonde Betty, Auburn Betty, and a bright pink "Fun Betty." You can even get a "lucky betty" by dyeing your pubes green for Paddy's Day!

You'd like to think you don't sweat the small stuff but a damp patch on the underarm of your blouse says you do. You've always wanted to throw your hands up in the air and shake 'em like you just don't care, but you can't because everyone will see your perspiration stains, and you do care. No sweat, just get yourself these garment shields. They're self-adhesive, disposable, and made with moisture-wicking, quick-dry fabric that will protect your clothes and your reputation. Now get those hands in the air ...

If you've been avoiding beans for fear of flatulence, or clenching your cheeks in the elevator, you've been straining yourself unnecessarily. Rather than prevent the flatulence, why not filter it, with a "Subtle Butt" fart-filter. You simply adhere a 3.25 x 3.25-inch patch of soft fabric that is impregnated with activated carbon to the inside of your underwear. Subtle Butt filters the fart, and absorbs and neutralizes the odor. Now you just need to cough to disguise the noise!