10 Halloween Getups That Make Us Feel Icky

Hey, let's have a holiday where we all dress up in fun costumes and make each other laugh and/or gasp with fright! Won't that be fun?   In theory, yes, as long as everyone chooses costumes that are in good taste. But this being ‘Merica, of course not everyone exercises good judgment. Some Halloween outfits are just plain wrong. See: Sexy Nun, Sexy Osama bin Laden, The Human Tampon. (You think these are just made up? No, they've all been done.)   Grab a stiff drink and journey with us through the bowels of good taste.  We're just as horrified as you are. 
Naughty Nem Oh
Beer Schlong
Giant Cockroack
Snow White
Ripped and Bloody Pig Carcus
Anita Waxin
Sexy Banana Costume
Inflatable Ballerina
The Shocker
Junior Fire Fighter
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Naughty Nem Oh

Take a beloved wholesome childhood cartoon character, add knee socks and a tutu, and you have one less movie that your kids can watch without uncomfortable questions. (_$49.99, Spirit Halloween)

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Beer Schlong

Sexy costumes aren’t just for the ladies. Even guys can get in on the hott XXX action with this costume, despite the fact that we’re not quite sure what the point is supposed to be. (_$32, Ricky’s)

Giant Cockroack

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, KILL IT WITH FIRE. (_$59.99, Prankplace.com)

Snow White

It’s official: Snow White is a slut now. (_$49.99, Spirit Halloween)

Ripped and Bloody Pig Carcus

What kind of Halloween costume would require a person to carry around a lifelike skinned pig? Frankly, we don’t want to know. But if you’re in the market, we know where you can get one. (_$987, The Horror Dome)

Anita Waxin

Female pubic hair is so gross, amirite? Show off your fratty douchitude in this costume, and watch the ladies flock! ($29.99, Prankplace,com)

Sexy Banana Costume

Oh, banana. Thou most phallic of fruits. Just in case you weren’t already concerned that drunken revelers would try to pull your costume off, thereby leaving you nakedly exposed in the street, here’s a solution virtually guaranteed to get you sexually assaulted. (_$69.95, Yandy.com)

Inflatable Ballerina

You know what’s hilarious? Fat people. You know what’s even more hilarious? Fat people trying to move gracefully. Cool costume, bro. (_$43, Ricky’s)

The Shocker

The only thing funnier than fat people trying to be graceful is dressing as a degrading sex act. Hilarious! (_$29.99, Prankplace.com)

Junior Fire Fighter

Although this looks like just your average Sexy Firefighter costume, it’s much, much worse than that. Not only is this a costume specifically designed for tweens, it’s also listed in the “Careers & Occupations” section of the website, thereby suggesting to a generation of twelve-year-old girls that lady firefighters wear fishnets to work. (_$39.99, Halloween Express)

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