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7 Not-So-Sexy Halloween Costumes We're Hoping You'll Never, Ever Wear
This "sexy" Monster's Inc.costume is the perfect way to sexually confuse anybody who has actually seen the movie. Because they're either 5 years old, or watched it with a 5 year old.
I can't even fathom what kind of person would ruin a classic film by using it as an excuse to put their cleavage on display. If you only had a heart...
Full-Body Leopard Suit
This Halloween, remember: Nobody cares about your face. Seriously. As long as we can see the outline of your ass, you're good.
Native American Chief
Dressing up as a half-naked Native American Chief is a great way to let everyone know you know nothing about other cultures. Bonus points if you refer to yourself as Indian all night.
Chinese Take Out
No. Just... No. There is nothing sexy about a paper box that sits in the back of your fridge for a week collecting condensation.
What do people who wear this as a costume have in common with an actual Lava Lamp? They've probably both been living in a basement for the last decade.
Let's be honest: This isn't even a costume, it's just a really ugly dress.