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"The Bachelorette" Drinking Game

I have a love/hate relationship with The Bachelor/The Bachelorette. See, I love the show and hate myself because of it. No amount of snarky tweets with the appropriate hashtag can take away the fact that I tuned in for every single episode last season and then spent most of my Tuesday mornings reading recaps. Ever since we saw floppy-haired Ben choose preying mantis model Courtney, I've felt a void in my life and have been forced to find other things to do with two whole hours every Monday. I even resorted to working out and reading books. Well tonight, as Emily Maynard, the impossibly hot widowed mother, starts her journey as this season's bachelorette, I can now thankfully resume my regularly scheduled programming of joyful, brain-rotting entertainment and subsequent disgust and loathing. This season, I'm just gonna go all in and add another vice to my Monday viewing parties: drinking.  Click on for the rules to DivineCaroline's The Bachelorette drinking game as well as a sneak-peak into what's in store for tonight's episode. P.S. Things are about to get weird. Please be responsible.
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Take a shot to get through the inevitable re-hashing of Emily's late fiance and father of her child.
Take a big gulp every time you cringe with embarrassment during the awkward introductions.
Someone wears a beige suit tonight: two gulps, my friend.
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Take a sip when more than one bachelor at a time feigns interest in Emily's words.
Take a sip anytime Emily receives a gift. Take a shot when she is given this breast implant/ ugly eg
References to former bachelor and present sleaze Brad Womack deserve two sips.
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Go ahead and top off your glass whenever Chris Harrison enters the room to deliver one of the three lines he'll say for the next eight weeks.

Take a shot to get through the inevitable re-hashing of Emily's late fiance and father of her child.

Take a shot to get through the inevitable re-hashing of Emily’s late fiance and father of her child. Make it a double if it it involves a photo montage set to music.

Take a big gulp every time you cringe with embarrassment during the awkward introductions.

Take a big gulp every time you cringe with embarrassment during the awkward introductions.

Someone wears a beige suit tonight: two gulps, my friend.

Someone wears a beige suit tonight: two gulps, my friend.

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Go ahead and top off your glass whenever Chris Harrison enters the room to deliver one of the three lines he'll say for the next eight weeks.

Take a sip when more than one bachelor at a time feigns interest in Emily's words.

Take a sip when more than one bachelor at a time feigns interest in Emily’s words.

Take a sip anytime Emily receives a gift. Take a shot when she is given this breast implant/ ugly eg

Take a sip anytime Emily receives a gift. Take a shot when she is given this breast implant/ ugly egg statue (?).

References to former bachelor and present sleaze Brad Womack deserve two sips.

References to former bachelor and present sleaze Brad Womack deserve two sips.

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ABC cast a man of color this season. POP CHAMPAGNE if he gets a rose.

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This gentleman brings custom bobble-heads. Take a shot!

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