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"The Bachelorette" Drinking Game

  • The Bachelorette

    Let's start off strong here: Take a sip every time a voice-over says something cliche about love. Examples: "captured America's hearts," "she'll have to kiss a lot of frogs," "prince charming." You might be tipsy before the opening credits are over.

  • Take a shot to get through the inevitable re-hashing of Emily's late fiance and father of her child.

    Take a shot to get through the inevitable re-hashing of Emily’s late fiance and father of her child. Make it a double if it it involves a photo montage set to music.

  • Take a big gulp every time you cringe with embarrassment during the awkward introductions.

    Take a big gulp every time you cringe with embarrassment during the awkward introductions.

  • Someone wears a beige suit tonight: two gulps, my friend.

    Someone wears a beige suit tonight: two gulps, my friend.

  • The Bachelorette

    Go ahead and top off your glass whenever Chris Harrison enters the room to deliver one of the three lines he'll say for the next eight weeks.

  • Take a sip when more than one bachelor at a time feigns interest in Emily's words.

    Take a sip when more than one bachelor at a time feigns interest in Emily’s words.

  • Take a sip anytime Emily receives a gift. Take a shot when she is given this breast implant/ ugly eg

    Take a sip anytime Emily receives a gift. Take a shot when she is given this breast implant/ ugly egg statue (?).

  • References to former bachelor and present sleaze Brad Womack deserve two sips.

    References to former bachelor and present sleaze Brad Womack deserve two sips.

  • The Bachelorette

    ABC cast a man of color this season. POP CHAMPAGNE if he gets a rose.

  • The Bachelorette

    This gentleman brings custom bobble-heads. Take a shot!

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