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The Best Celebrity Tweets of 2011

  • Snooki, @Snooki

    “I feel like shopping for obnoxious over the top gaudy animal print <3”

    In other words: “It’s Wednesday.”

  • John Hodgman, @hodgman

    “Everything good I have done, I have done on a Mac.”

    And he’s a P.C.

  • Weird Al Yankovic, @alyankovic

    “72 Days is now an official unit of time known as a Kardash.”

    Four Kardash and seven years ago…

  • Kat Dennings, @OfficialKat

    “Every time a magazine photoshops my nose, a nazi gets its wings. #nosepride”

    So right it’s wrong.

  • Demetri Martin, @DemetriMartin

    “This is what a wasted moment looks like.”

    In fact, he is absolutely right.

  • Jonah Hill, @JonahHill

    “I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said, ‘People will LOVE the ninja version of that.’”

    Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird, meet Jonah Hill. Jonah Hill, meet Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird. You’re welcome.

  • Rob Cordry, @robcorddry

    “Attn New York City cab drivers: avoid 7th avenue and Christopher st. Attn Buffalo, NY cab drivers: probably smooth sailing”

    Solid advice on the day New York state legalized gay marriage.

  • John Stamos, @JohnStamos

    “contrary to the rumors, i am not replacing charlie sheen on two and half men. however, martin sheen has asked me to be his son.”

    Who knew John Stamos was funny?

  • Jason Biggs, @biggsjason

    “Want u all 2 know-my twitter page is now, has always been, n will always be jointly operated by my mom n an underage kid from China. #Ashton”

    Speaking of Ashton Kutcher, who knew Jason Biggs was still funny?

  • Courtney Stodden, @courtneystodden

    “Wildly wiggling & jauntily jiggling myself to jolting jams as I friskily flaunt a flirty outfit completed w/sexy white 7in. go-go boots! ;-)”

    Is she using one of those websites that randomly strings together sexy-sounding words?

  • Kanye West, @kanyewest

    “Room service uuuuugh! I hate when I order fruit and I can taste the other food they cut with the same knife. Beef flavored pineapples”


  • Stephen Colbert, @StephenAtHome

    “Sad Greece is on verge of default w/ so much potential gold wealth. I blame the ineffectual leadership of King Midas. Just touch something!”

    Another great one from the hardest working man in America.

  • Jason Segel, @jasonsegel

    “Last week in Mexico City, a 40 yr old Interviewer started weeping, mumbling in Spanish and hugging Kermit. Everyone but me felt super weird.”

    Replace Kermit with me, and this sounds like my last date.


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