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The Clintons are driving along in Arkansas. Needing gas, they pull over. Hillary excuses herself to go to the ladies’ room. After filling the tank, Bill goes looking for Hillary and is surprised to see her talking animatedly with the gas station attendant. Stunned, he watches as she gives the attendant a big hug and a kiss.

“What was that all about?” Bill asks huffily when she returns to the car. “Oh,” explains Hillary, “I went to high school with that guy. In fact, I think I even dated him at one time. We were catching up on old times.”

“Well,” observes Bill, “I guess if you had married him, you’d be pumping gas today!”

“Oh no, Bill,” says Hillary, “If I had married him, he’d have been the President of the United States!”



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