There once was a cat from Toledo
Who dressed in one classy tuxedo
His girlfriend would come
He’d act so darn dumb
He’d run like a German torpedo.
This cat from Toledo loved fish
He seldom would eat from a dish
But fled to one pond
Where he was so fond
And met a white kitty named Trish.
Together the two dined in peace
Above flew Canadian geese
This platinum blonde
And Tux formed a bond
Then ran off to marry in Greece.