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Grammy Fashion 2012: What Were They Thinking?

  • Fergie

    “Lane Bryant was having an underwear sale.”
  • Anne V and Adam Levine

    Anne V: I thought this was a pool party. Adam: I’m so hot.
  • Cyndi Lauper

    “I have no idea where I am right now.”
  • Rebecca Black

    “Today is Sunday, which comes after Saturday, which comes after Friday.”
  • Julianne Hough

    “My boyfriend picked this out. My totally straight boyfriend.”
  • Corrine Bailey Rae

    “I’m the only one here who would look exactly the same if I was upside down.”
  • Rihanna

    “The only thing deeper than my plunging neckline is my faith. Thank you, cleavage crucifix.”
  • Nicki Minaj

    “Take that, M.I.A.”
  • Adele

    “Damn, I look good. Who said I had to be just an amazing voice?”
  • Kate Beckinsale

    “Move over, Athena. I’m the modern-day goddess of beauty.”
  • Katy Perry

    “The carpet may not match the drapes, but the dress does.”
  • Paris Hilton

    “Mummies are hot.”
  • Taylor Swift

    “Maybe if I dress like an awards-show statue, it’ll increase my odds of winning. Oh wait, the statue for the Grammys is a gramophone? I should have done my hair differently.”
  • Robyn

    “Finally, my love of platforms, Timberlands, and mini mullet skirts can be combined in one outfit. I bet no one will guess that I made this all by hand ten minutes before the show.”
  • Mayra Veronica

    “I look like a tie-dyed mermaid from the sixties. I wonder if I could get a job hawking credit reports …” Related Stories: "Navel-Gazing: Fashion Flops from the SAG Awards": "Seven Gifts for Couples Who Share Everything": "Eight Love Adages to Ignore":


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