Grammy Fashion 2012: What Were They Thinking?
Anne V and Adam Levine
Anne V: I thought this was a pool party.
Adam: I’m so hot.
“I have no idea where I am right now.”
“Today is Sunday, which comes after Saturday, which comes after Friday.”
“My boyfriend picked this out. My totally straight boyfriend.”
Corrine Bailey Rae
“I’m the only one here who would look exactly the same if I was upside down.”
“The only thing deeper than my plunging neckline is my faith. Thank you, cleavage crucifix.”
“Take that, M.I.A.”
“Damn, I look good. Who said I had to be just an amazing voice?”
“Move over, Athena. I’m the modern-day goddess of beauty.”
“The carpet may not match the drapes, but the dress does.”
“Mummies are hot.”
“Maybe if I dress like an awards-show statue, it’ll increase my odds of winning. Oh wait, the statue for the Grammys is a gramophone? I should have done my hair differently.”
“Finally, my love of platforms, Timberlands, and mini mullet skirts can be combined in one outfit. I bet no one will guess that I made this all by hand ten minutes before the show.”