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Grammy Fashion 2012: What Were They Thinking?

  • Fergie

    “Lane Bryant was having an underwear sale.”

  • Anne V and Adam Levine

    Anne V: I thought this was a pool party.
    Adam: I’m so hot.

  • Cyndi Lauper

    “I have no idea where I am right now.”

  • Rebecca Black

    “Today is Sunday, which comes after Saturday, which comes after Friday.”

  • Julianne Hough

    “My boyfriend picked this out. My totally straight boyfriend.”

  • Corrine Bailey Rae

    “I’m the only one here who would look exactly the same if I was upside down.”

  • Rihanna

    “The only thing deeper than my plunging neckline is my faith. Thank you, cleavage crucifix.”

  • Nicki Minaj

    “Take that, M.I.A.”

  • Adele

    “Damn, I look good. Who said I had to be just an amazing voice?”

  • Kate Beckinsale

    “Move over, Athena. I’m the modern-day goddess of beauty.”

  • Katy Perry

    “The carpet may not match the drapes, but the dress does.”

  • Paris Hilton

    “Mummies are hot.”

  • Taylor Swift

    “Maybe if I dress like an awards-show statue, it’ll increase my odds of winning. Oh wait, the statue for the Grammys is a gramophone? I should have done my hair differently.”

  • Robyn

    “Finally, my love of platforms, Timberlands, and mini mullet skirts can be combined in one outfit. I bet no one will guess that I made this all by hand ten minutes before the show.”

  • Mayra Veronica

    “I look like a tie-dyed mermaid from the sixties. I wonder if I could get a job hawking credit reports …”

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