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Marc Anthony Is Upset About J-Lo’s New Beau
According to Us! Weekly, Marc Anthony is quite upset over Jennifer Lopez’s new boyfriend, Casper Smart, and has been seen throwing temper tantrums and refusing to eat. Funny … before it seemed like Marc Anthony couldn’t satiate his appetite which lead to him allegedly sleeping with Jada Pinkett Smith. He sounds hungry to me. (via Us!Weekly)
Demi Moore Is Still Mrs. Kutcher
Demi Moore told her fans that she’s not changing her twitter name, Mrs.Kutcher, anytime soon because changing her twitter name “isn’t a top priority right now.” Oh Demi, don’t you know that Twitter, is like, the most important thing in the world and trumps heartache, scandal, and divorce? It’s okay, now you know. Now change your damn name. Sincerely, your seriously narrow-minded fans. (via Twitter)
Janice Dickinson Calls Kim Kardashian a Whore
Potty-mouth supermodel Janice Dickinson called Kim a slut … and a whore. One degrading slur was not enough. Apparently this burst of anger is brought on by the fact that Dickinson has known the Kardashians for a long time but Kim has snubbed her for years. She also calls Kim’s bodacious booty a “heap of lard.” Name calling is one thing, Janice, but let’s keep Kim’s one redeeming quality out of it. (via Radar)
Paris Jackson Shares Her Weird Life with Ellen DeGeneres
Paris Jackson will be on The Ellen DeGeneres Show to share what it was like living most of her life in a mask and Michael Jackson’s most memorable advice that he gave to her: to remember things he’s told her … We’re more interested in how hard living in a mask is. (via People)
Jennifer Aniston Has a Creepy Neighbor … Oh and She Might Be Pregnant with Twins
This week’s Star Magazine is all about how Jen is so hopped up on fertility drugs that she is pregnant with twins. What evidence do the investigative reporters have to support this amazing discovery about the loneliest womb on the planet? Aside from unnamed sources, Star also allegedly talked to one of Jen’s neighbors who says, “ My kitchen window overlooks a bedroom in Jen’s house, and I see her changing clothes from time to time. She seems to have a baby bump—it’s more than just a bloated belly.” The neighbor also claims to have seen Jen eating a lot of Haagen-Dazs while her friends and family dote on her. The takeaway? Jen should probably shut her blinds. (via Star Magazine)
