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Kris Humphries Further Proves That He’s an Idiot
Khloe Kardashian told Jay Leno on The Tonight Show that after five minutes of meeting Kris Humphries, he asked her, “So, how much you getting paid to fake your marriage? Like how long are you going to keep this up for?” God, he’s such a charmer! I can’t understand why Kim would want a divorce after seventy-two days. (Via Us Weekly)
Snooki Is Pregnant
The polarizing guidette known as Snooki is preggers by boyfriend Jionni LaValle and is three months along. Snooki may be happy about the bun in the oven, but MTV is in a frenzy since it was planning to launch a new spinoff series based on the binge-drinking life of Snookie and her best friend, Jenni “JWoww” Farley. Perhaps the title of the show will now have to be changed to Two Trashy Girls and a Baby. (Via Page Six)
J.Lo’s Nipple Has Its Own Twitter Page
As you likely know by now, J.Lo’s nipple decided to partially pop out at the Oscars this year and say hello. It then took to the computer and tweeted, “DID YOU SEE ME!?” and now, three days later, J.Lo’s nipple has 5,506 followers. What a perky little fella! (Via The Sun)
Ashton Has a New Girlfriend
Ashton Kutcher brought around his new Demi look-alike girlfriend to all the same scenes that he and Demi used to frequent. I guess it’s safe to bring her out since his ex-wife is in rehab currently attempting to pick up the pieces that he created. You suck, Mr. Kutcher. There really isn’t much else to be said. (Via Celebitchy)
