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Johnny Depp Spends the Night with Ashley Olsen
According to In Touch Weekly, Johnny Depp was seen leaving Ashley Olsen’s apartment building hastily on February 27 and although no one can know for sure what went on, an onlooker confirmed that Johnny looked exhausted and “like he was out of it” the next day. Wait, he looked tired and disheveled?! Oh, then they totally had sex. Funny, we would have thought that Mr. Depp, in all of his quirky, hobo-fashion glory, would have opted for the other Olsen twin. (Via Celebitchy)

Katy Perry Crashes Bachelorette Party in London
Not only did newly divorced Katy Perry crash a women’s bachelorette party in London, she also warned the bride-to-be not to go through with the wedding. Luckily, after the bachelorette spat back “I thought you’d say that” to Perry, Katy then wished the bride-to-be congratulations and good luck. It’s all right, Katy, we feel for you. We’d be pretty bitter too if we just lost sexy funnyman Russell Brand. (Via NY Daily News)

Gwenyth Paltrow and Kate Moss Fight About Jogging
Kate Moss and Gwenyth Paltrow were both in attendance at Sir Phillip Green’s sixtieth birthday party in Mexico. Before the big birthday bash, Goop decided to go for a jog on the beach where she passed Kate Moss who was eating “crisps,” the British equivalent of American potato chips. Apparently, Moss turned to Gwenyth and said, “Oi, what you out jogging for?” and Goop, in her Goop-like fashion replied with, “So I don’t look like you when I get old.” Kate threw some chips at Gwenyth (ouch) and told her to “eat some f****** carbs!” Wow! All that over jogging! This is the perfect excuse as to why one should not go jogging—to avoid a food fight and verbal spat with Kate Moss. (Via The Sun)

Reese Witherspoon Is Pregnant with Her Third Child
Hip hip hooray for Reese and her husband, Jim Toth, who just announced that they are having their first child together, making this Reese’s third pregnancy. Her first two children are with ex-husband Ryan Phillippe, who Witherspoon divorced after he allegedly had an affair. What’s that saying again? Oh right, “The best revenge is living well.” Suck on that, Ryan. (Via Us Weekly)


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