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Ms. Informed: M.I.A’s Middle Finger and Harry Potter’s Curious Broomstick

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Madonna Is Outraged with M.I.A for Upstaging Her at the Super Bowl
We all know that Madge wants it her way or no way at all; she hates hydrangeas and dates boys named Jesus. So it’s no surprise to us that Madonna was livid when M.I.A flipped the middle finger and stole the show from Madonna’s half-time performance at the Super Bowl. A source tells The Sun that “Madonna wasn’t impressed. She prides herself on professionalism.” Right, because swapping spit with Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera on stage at the VMAs was totally professional. (Via The Sun)
Russell Brand Doesn’t Want Katy Perry’s Money
Its official: an attorney for Russell Brand filed final papers for his divorce from soon-to-be ex, Katy Perry. It’s quite sad that their “Teenage Dream” is over, but this “California Gurl” is still one lucky chick because, despite not signing a prenup, Brand has declared that he will not seek any of Perry’s money (even though he’s technically entitled to 50 percent). Their sparky “Firework” love affair may be over, but Russell’s definitely bowing out gracefully. Let’s just hope for Katy’s sake that he’s not “The One That Got Away.” (Via Us Weekly)
Daniel Radcliffe Admits to Sleeping with His Fans
Danielle Radcliffe has been all about sex lately. First, he opens up and talks about his preference for girls with hairy hoo-has. Now, he tells us that although he tries not to sleep with his fans, his broomstick gets a little curious after a few drinks. It looks like Radcliffe likes to get himself into some Harry situations, eh? And in further news, the Harry Potter puns are endless. (Via NY Daily News)
Adam Levine and Anne V. Call It Quits—Maybe?
Maroon 5’s Adam Levine and his Victoria’s Secret–model girlfriend have called it quits, according to unnamed sources. We hope this isn’t true, mainly for our sake. Christina Aguilera tries hard enough to win over Adam with her middle-school “lets bash the boy we like” flirtation method on The Voice. With Anne V. out of the picture, it’s bound to get worse. (Via NY Post)
Casey Anthony Shares Sexy Self-Portraits
Casey Anthony has kept busy in her undisclosed hovel by snapping sexy pictures of herself. These pictures, which Radar has exclusively viewed, are of the twenty-five-year-old alternating between giving kissy faces and posing in a white tank top, denim jacket, and three styles of glasses. She may be living the life of a hermit and (supposedly) mourning the loss of her daughter, but neither of those things has seemed put a damper on her sex drive. (Via Radar)

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