Other Effective Ways Lindsay Lohan Can Promote 'Liz & Dick'

Disclaimer: We are not feeling one bit sorry for the producer of Liz & Dick, the new Lifetime television movie starring Lindsay Lohan. They hired her knowing that her personal drama would create more interest in their film. It’s what they banked on.   So when she refused to come to the set, got into a car accident on the way home from the set, refused to pay her bill at the Chateau Marmont and accused her mother of cocaine-fueled shenanigans, they were getting exactly what they bargained for. The latest drama is that Lindsay refused to do the probing Barbara Walters interview that she agreed to do so that the film would pay a $46,000 tab for cigarettes, candy, booze, and expensive nuts. Plus, her Today interview was ruined by a gaggle of screaming infants. (unrelated.)   But as per her contract, LiLo is required to make public appearances promoting the movie. She can’t appear on Saturday Night Live again. No club will pay a quince-rehabbed starlet to show up and do Jager bombs. What can she do? We have some ideas.