Red Carpet Recap: The Good, The Bad, The WTF of MTV's VMAs

If last night's VMAs is any indication, Morticia Adams is having a moment. Celeb after celeb sweated down the LA red carpet wearing long, tight dresses, leather, and electrocuted hair. It was all very "Adams Family-chic." Some pulled it off, others failed, and a few went a different direction. (Thank you, Emma Watson and Rihanna). Let's begin the scrutinizing, shall we? I present to you, the awesome, the awful, and awesomely awful of last night's award show. 
  • Pink

    The long-sleeve, gray gown is an odd choice when you know you’re going to be posing under harsh sunlight. Plus the scaly texture of the dress coupled with her signature dino ‘do recalls a horned creature that haunts my dreams. But that’s just me.

  • Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa

    Preggers and in a head-to-toe Morticia gown? I’m sweating for her. They make a cute couple, though.

  • Ke$ha

    Something about the cut and intricate detailing of this mini dress makes Ke$ha appear a bit top-heavy to me. She did, however, bring a muppet she slaughtered herself to this Adams’ family reunion, so that was thoughtful and in step with the theme of the night.

  • Tyga

    Tyga goes matchy-matchy. Hideously.

  • Kreayshawn

    She’s so Wednesday. It suits her.

  • Alicia Keys

    Alicia borrowed Angelina Jolie’s leg for the evening.

  • Jessica Szohr

    Another gothic Morticia Gown. Jessica Szohr ups the ante, however, by using a cheetah pelt to keep her brains in her head.

  • Rihanna

    Every horror film needs a virginal vision, and last night, Rihanna played that part perfectly.

  • Miley Cyrus

    Miley is following in PInk’s dinosaur footsteps. The buttons down the back of this severe, gothic gown coupled with her horned hairdo recall a carnivorous creature of the carnotaurus variety. (That’s a real thing. I did research.)

  • USA Gymnastics Team

    Gabby wins!

  • Zoe Seldana

    This beautie can do no wrong in my book.

  • Maria Menounos

    This is like Morticia Adams, the sexy-halloween-costume version.

  • Taylor Swift

    Taylor, if you’re going to insist on dating a Kennedy zygote, you might want to stop wearing pants suits that make you look middle-aged.

  • Emma Watson and Ezra Miller

    Emma, killin’ it per usual. Unfortunately, I’m distracted by her un-groomed Spanish bull fighter of a date.

  • Nicki Minaj

    Nicki did her expected troll doll thing.

  • Katy Perry

    Katy Perry went with the leather theme, but only with accents so the look is less severe. Also she wore a bathing suit under the sheer skirt, acknowledging that it was probably 90 degrees out.

  • Conquistador

    Then there was this guy.


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