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Red Carpet Recap: The Good, The Bad, The WTF of MTV's VMAs

If last night's VMAs is any indication, Morticia Adams is having a moment. Celeb after celeb sweated down the LA red carpet wearing long, tight dresses, leather, and electrocuted hair. It was all very "Adams Family-chic." Some pulled it off, others failed, and a few went a different direction. (Thank you, Emma Watson and Rihanna). Let's begin the scrutinizing, shall we? I present to you, the awesome, the awful, and awesomely awful of last night's award show. 
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Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa
Ke$ha
Tyga
Kreayshawn
Alicia Keys
Jessica Szohr
Rihanna
Miley Cyrus
USA Gymnastics Team
Zoe Seldana
Maria Menounos
Taylor Swift
Emma Watson and Ezra Miller
Nicki Minaj
Katy Perry
Conquistador

Miley Cyrus

Miley is following in PInk’s dinosaur footsteps. The buttons down the back of this severe, gothic gown coupled with her horned hairdo recall a carnivorous creature of the carnotaurus variety. (That’s a real thing. I did research.)

Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa

Preggers and in a head-to-toe Morticia gown? I’m sweating for her. They make a cute couple, though.

Ke$ha

Something about the cut and intricate detailing of this mini dress makes Ke$ha appear a bit top-heavy to me. She did, however, bring a muppet she slaughtered herself to this Adams’ family reunion, so that was thoughtful and in step with the theme of the night.

Tyga

Tyga goes matchy-matchy. Hideously.

Kreayshawn

She’s so Wednesday. It suits her.

Alicia Keys

Alicia borrowed Angelina Jolie’s leg for the evening.

Jessica Szohr

Another gothic Morticia Gown. Jessica Szohr ups the ante, however, by using a cheetah pelt to keep her brains in her head.

Rihanna

Every horror film needs a virginal vision, and last night, Rihanna played that part perfectly.

Miley Cyrus

Miley is following in PInk’s dinosaur footsteps. The buttons down the back of this severe, gothic gown coupled with her horned hairdo recall a carnivorous creature of the carnotaurus variety. (That’s a real thing. I did research.)

USA Gymnastics Team

Gabby wins!

Zoe Seldana

This beautie can do no wrong in my book.

Maria Menounos

This is like Morticia Adams, the sexy-halloween-costume version.

Taylor Swift

Taylor, if you’re going to insist on dating a Kennedy zygote, you might want to stop wearing pants suits that make you look middle-aged.

Emma Watson and Ezra Miller

Emma, killin’ it per usual. Unfortunately, I’m distracted by her un-groomed Spanish bull fighter of a date.

Nicki Minaj

Nicki did her expected troll doll thing.

Katy Perry

Katy Perry went with the leather theme, but only with accents so the look is less severe. Also she wore a bathing suit under the sheer skirt, acknowledging that it was probably 90 degrees out.

Conquistador

Then there was this guy.

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