The road to perdition seems to be paid with NSFW Tile Tequila pictures. Tila Tequila pictures are flaring up on the Web again within the wake of the recent appearance on Howard Stern’s SiriusXM satellite radio show. Just what we know about the celebrity exhibitionist at this point is that she was the star of the TV program Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, has had her pictures published in Stuff, Maxim, and Penthouse, and lives much of her life on Twitter and MySpace.
Oh, Tila was also involved in a bizarre altercation with the San Diego Chargers’ “Lights Out” Shawne Merriman and she was the lover of the late Johnson and Johnson heiress Casey Johnson. Those are surely high points on her resume, or tweetume, or whichever. Now, Tila Tequila and pictures are on tour.
Music is one more passion for Miss Tequila, and according to CBS News, Tila Tequila and her pictures are out there promoting her new single I Love My DJ, probably because he doesn’t need payday advances to take her out. Twitter users who heard a sample of the song on Howard Stern’s program were less than happy if this is any indication: “I just want to cut my ears off right now … Make it stop!” “I wanted to smash my radio while listening to the show!”
Yet the fans that hate it haven’t stopped Miss Tila from spinning brilliant marketing copy on MySpace, “TELL ALL UR FRIENDS! … SHOW YA GIRL SOME LUV … GET IT NOW!!!!! MUAH!” Sprinting around Central park in underwear.
That is just what Miss Tila said she would do on her Facebook page and I am sure the standard of assortment of cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers would like that. They probably listened very carefully as Miss Tila described on the Howard Stern show her first experience at age eight with lesbianism.
But exactly what people really wanted to know—besides where to view Tila Tequila pictures—is how she’s dealing with the loss of Casey Johnson. Evidently, or according to Miss Tila, Miss Casey came to her in a dream and informed her that she needs to be artificially inseminated.
So now, Miss Tila will either have to shut up, or put up. We’ll be expecting the maternity Tila Tequila pictures presently, and the CHUDs will take out fast cash loans to be able to afford larger view screens.
