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Rubber Shower Shoes and Other Things That Baffle Me

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I don’t get:


  • That leather purses and plastic eyeglass frames have shot up in price along with gasoline. Are they controlled by OPEC?
  • Memory loss
  • The popularity of rubber shower shoes
  • Whoopi Goldberg
  • Shamelessness
  • Watching reality TV shows
  • Why you always weigh more at the doctor’s office
  • Baggy jeans belted so low, you can’t walk and your crack shows
  • How planes stay in the air
  • Who made up lol, brb, etc. (etc. I get; it’s Latin)
  • What causes headaches
  • Hedge funds and investment banking
  • but most of all Whoopi Goldberg

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