Ten Things You Should Never Hear on a First Date

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  1. How fast can you run?
  2. You have a pretty smile, those your real teeth?
  3. If I see someone I know, you’re my cousin ok?
  4. Can we meet somewhere close? I don’t want my ankle to buzz.
  5. Does this place have a dollar menu?
  6. You looked a lot smaller in your picture.
  7. Will we be out late? I have to check in with my PO first thing in the morning.
  8. How much cash do you have on you?
  9. You kinda look like my uncle, what was your ma’s name?
  10. I’d hold your hand but grandma just passed, and I’m not ready to touch another woman yet.

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