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The Wackiest Tailgating Paraphernalia Ever

’Tis the season to eat, drink and be merry. That’s right, tailgating season has arrived and with it came oodles of wonderfully obnoxious paraphernalia. Jerseys, giant foam fingers, and face paint are givens, but if you really want to show your team spirit while you (more importantly) drink spirits, here are the most outrageous tailgating paraphernalia of the season, sure to get the party started. Warning from the Surgeon General and us: we don’t recommend binge-drinking or seriously sporting any of these products, unless, of course, you have a high-tolerance for looking like an idiot. Related Stories: The Ten Worst College Mascots Five Heartbreaking Sports Droughts: Don’t Stop Believin’ Playing to Win: How women Benefit from Team Sports
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Football Cocktail Shaker
Sippin’ Seat
The Booze Belt
Bug Zapper
The Beer Belly and Bladder
Referee Bop Bag
Pocket Breathalyzer
The Wine Rack

Sippin’ Seat

There are two reasons tailgating is not always as much fun as it sounds. For one, there are often long lines for beer, and for another, there’s rarely comfortable seating. The Sippin’ Seat is the solution to your your beer-guzzling laziness! Just bring this pad, filled with your drink of choice, to the game with you. Your hiney will thank you. (Baronbob.com, $29.95)

Sippin’ Seat

There are two reasons tailgating is not always as much fun as it sounds. For one, there are often long lines for beer, and for another, there’s rarely comfortable seating. The Sippin’ Seat is the solution to your your beer-guzzling laziness! Just bring this pad, filled with your drink of choice, to the game with you. Your hiney will thank you. (Baronbob.com, $29.95)

The Booze Belt

Your drinking team will know you’re a serious player when you show up to the party sporting the Booze Belt. What’s the best thing about this fun (and functional) accessory—besides its ultra-chic, slimming silhouette, of course? It leaves your hands free to catch a football, while keeping your booze within reach at all times. (After5Catalog.com, $89.99)

Bug Zapper

Wreaking of booze and dripping in the sticky chasers you’ve inevitably spilled on yourself generally attract unwanted guests—and we’re not talking about ex-flings and frat boys. If your alcohol stench is causing a cloud of bugs to follow you around in your debaucherous endeavors, these electrically charged, racquet-sized bug zappers can help. Wave them through the air, and soon bugs will be dropping like flies. Bonus: we’re pretty sure they’d help you keep a safe distance from the aforementioned boys as well. (americantailgater.com, $14.95)

The Beer Belly and Bladder

If there was ever a season to embrace the beer belly, it’s football season. No matter what physique you’re sporting under your jersey, this ingenious tailgating device allows you to smuggle drinks wherever you go, while looking like just another “Joe Six-Pack.” (Baronbob.com, $34.95)

Referee Bop Bag

Punching an inflatable referee whenever a bad call is made instead of other sports fan might not bring as much satisfaction, but it’s better than hurting your pride in a fight you are way too drunk to win. (Baronbob.com, $14.95)

Pocket Breathalyzer

Do you really need even more proof that you’re wasted besides the fact that a) you’re at a tailgate, and b) you’re at a tailgate? Bring this handy pocket-sized breathalyzer to help remind you that you are not driving home, in case you weren’t aware of this when you arrived at the game … drunk. (americantailgater.com, $59.95)

The Wine Rack

Similar to the beer belly, the cleverly named Wine Rack is a sports bra that can carry wine and give you the curves you’ve always wanted.. Don’t worry—when you start looking flat due to the wine migrating from your boobs to your stomach, just inflate it back up with air. This product may be for women only, but it was for sure designed by a dude. (americantailgater.com, $29.95)

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