How to Dress for the End of the World

What are you up to next Friday? You may be just going to work or school, you know—the usual. But if the Mayans are right, you will be living through the end of the world. I'm sorry to break the news to you this way. It's okay if your first question upon learning that the world might end is "But whatever shall I wear?" Remember that this is unlikely to be an instantaneous nothingness, painless and calm. No. When the world ends, shit is going down. Mass chaos, neighbor against neighbor, roaming the fields to escape marauding bands of outlaws. I can't promise you there won't be zombies. Assemble these items and have them at the ready. And may the odds ever be in your favor.