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Merry Xmas! I Got You 10 Hideous Sweaters

Once upon a time, ugly Christmas sweaters were a relic of the '80s that we all made fun. "Ho, ho, horrible," we said.   But then, somewhere along the line, ugly Christmas sweaters became A Thing. We started hosting Ugly Christmas Sweater parties, we started wearing them to the office, and unironically rocking a hideous Christmas concoction became the height of fashion.   Le sigh.   So are you looking to don a spectacularly spastic-looking knitted monstrosity this holiday season? If so, you're in luck. 
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Ugly Christmas sweaters
Ugly Christmas sweaters
Ugly Christmas sweaters
Ugly Christmas sweaters
Ugly Christmas sweaters
Ugly Christmas sweaters
Ugly Christmas sweaters
Ugly Christmas sweaters
Ugly Christmas sweaters
Ugly Christmas sweaters

Ugly Christmas sweaters

Be the star of the holiday party in a sweater that actually lights up. Also helpful if you drank so much eggnog that you end up staggering down the road alone at midnight. QVC.com, $33

Ugly Christmas sweaters

Are you jealous of the presents under the tree? Would you like to lie mutely for days in anticipation of a single moment of joy? Well, you’re in luck. Amazon.com, $39.99

Ugly Christmas sweaters

IT’S BUDDY THE ELF! No, it’s just you, looking fabulous. tipsyelves.com, $64.95

Ugly Christmas sweaters

Presented without comment: A sweater with bells on springs that emerge from the nipples, and dangling bells from the belly button. Ahem. myuglychristmassweater.com, $99.99

Ugly Christmas sweaters

Nothing says “Christmas” like the word “shitter.” (Try it!) This sweater lets others know you're tacky and crass. Etsy.com, $28.99

Ugly Christmas sweaters

Be the star of the holiday party in a sweater that actually lights up. Also helpful if you drank so much eggnog that you end up staggering down the road alone at midnight. QVC.com, $33

Ugly Christmas sweaters

The essential components of a quintessential Christmas sweater: repeating patterns, primary colors, and…thigh-highs? ASOS Christmas Sweater, $56.29

Ugly Christmas sweaters

Note to self: Just because a sweater is expensive doesn’t mean it’s attractive. Brooks Brothers, $100.80

Ugly Christmas sweaters

Need to turn a regular sweater into an official Ugly Sweater? Add a Scottie dog in a sweater. That’ll do. ASOS Christmas Sweater, $66.84

Ugly Christmas sweaters

Homemade-ish? Check. From the 80s? Check. Long-sleeve boxy cardigan? Check. Seven different motifs? Check. We may have found the singularity. Rustyzipper.com, $32

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