The Most Ridiculous Looks from the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

You know what's sexier than chestless unitards, a corset with bicycle handlebars attached to it, and wings made to resemble plants? Well, just about anything normal humans wear. Nonetheless, Victoria's Secret paraded its Angels out in absolute atrocious "sexy-time outfits" in last night's annual fashion show. You'll be able to watch the whole circus-like affair when it airs on television later this holiday season, perfectly timed for when you're too bloated from pie and turkey to imagine strapping yourself into bustiers that resemble woodland creatures. It will temporarily make you think you should diet and exercise so you can also look like a sexy version of a lily pad or roulette wheel. Pay no mind--that is just the peppermint schnapps and tryptophan talking.  Let's feast our eyes on some of the ridiculous outfits from last night's fashion show and remind ourselves why a nice camisole or negligee generally does the trick.