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Zahia Dehar Lingerie: For the Teen Prostitute in You!

As if Victoria’s Secret hadn’t done enough to convince American women that we’re not Very Sexy if we’re not festooned in fourteen square inches of black lace and pink satin, now there’s Zahia Dehar.   Who is Zahia Dehar, you ask? All you need to know is that she was at the center of an underage prostitution scandal involving the French World Cup soccer team, and (naturally) she’s designed her own fembot-inspired lingerie line. Does this make you feel like sexytime? Or does it just convince you that something very, very wrong is happening in France? 
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There’s a really good box joke in here somewhere, but we feel too dirty to make it.
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Butt ruffles: wrong on bridesmaid dresses, wrong on panties.
Zahia Dehar is really into butts.
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“Just in case you didn’t know where my cooter was, I put a doily on it.”

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For especially fancy parties, one is advised to dress up one’s lingerie with French cuffs and a dickie.

There’s a really good box joke in here somewhere, but we feel too dirty to make it.

There’s a really good box joke in here somewhere, but we feel too dirty to make it.

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“I’m in costume for my next movie, White Swan, Black Men.”

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“Just in case you didn’t know where my cooter was, I put a doily on it.”

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Nothing says “sexy” like pooping fabric.

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The poor girl tried to tie a ribbon in her hair and this is how she ended up. Sigh…models.

Butt ruffles: wrong on bridesmaid dresses, wrong on panties.

Butt ruffles: wrong on bridesmaid dresses, wrong on panties.

Zahia Dehar is really into butts.

Zahia Dehar is really into butts.

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Homage to The Birds? Built-in cushy surface for boning? You make the call.

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“We got lost in the woods and all our clothes fell off. This isn’t poison ivy, right?”

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