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Monday Mood Lifters Second Edition

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Schmello everyone.


So, it’s Monday. The big bad wolf of the work-week has returned (so soon?!) to bite you in the ass. I had a very … eventful day today. That’s putting it lightly. Today on a scale of cluster-fuckiness from 1-100 was about … 10,000,000. That sounds about right.


So, needless to say, I need this Monday Mood Lifter. I need it more than AIR. I miss its musk. When I saw the first one below, I literally thought it had been written by someone in my office, watching me nibble at a ham sandwich fighting off frustration. Sometimes I honest-to-god wish that real life had computer elements I use daily. What I wouldn’t give for an undo, delete, or the occasional #FU.


Enjoy, my favorite tweets that made me feel like I maybe shouldn’t jump off the twenty-fourth floor when Occam’s razor decided to fillet my sanity, then eat it with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.


Bisous,
S


someecards</a> I&rsquo;m much more efficient at work when I cry at my desk instead of in the bathroom. <a href="http://t.co/dtARv8M" target="_blank">http://t.co/dtARv8M</a></p> <p><a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/funnyordie">funnyordie Mel Gibson crashed his Maserati in Malibu. This all feels anticlimactic w/o audio of him saying something racist to an OnStar operator.


vivreparis</a> vous entraine dans les hauteurs de Paname avec &ldquo;Paris vu du ciel&rdquo; de Yann Arthus-Bertrand. D&eacute;couvrez la capitale... <a href="http://fb.me/F764amn8" target="_blank">http://fb.me/F764amn8</a></p> <p><a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/someecards">someecards Real graph on public opinion towards gay marriage accidentally looks like a penis: http://t.co/7bnw1Ta


NarcissusHolmes</a> Photo: How Not To Get Laid #87: <a href="http://tumblr.com/xelfor5vz">http://tumblr.com/xelfor5vz</a></p> <p><a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/rainnwilson">rainnwilson Happy Birthday Steve Carell! You’re a 47 year old big hairy triangle of a torso. But what a torso!


cailinash</a> Dream Realized! <a href="http://bit.ly/cVVsZO" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/cVVsZO</a></p> <p><a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/TheOnion">theOnion In Focus: Al-Jazeera Introduces ‘Lighter Side Of The News’ Segment http://onion.com/dknefU


davidlebovitz</a><b> </b>[new blog entry] Oh baby, it&rsquo;s Babycakes... <a href="http://tinyurl.com/2fb8xwm">http://tinyurl.com/2fb8xwm</a></p> <p><a href="http://twitter.com/StephenAtHome">StephanAtHome i was shocked fox news had such old viewers considering all their young, hip ads for walk-in bathtubs and mesothelioma lawyers.


fleurishing</a> edith piaf for your <a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/search?q=%23musicmonday" title="#musicmonday">#musicmonday</a> <a href="http://bit.ly/a8JFqG" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/a8JFqG</a></p> <p><a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/psprive">psprive RT <a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/HaveninParis">HaveninParis</a> ParisienSalon: Are you a flâneur? How many ways ARE there to walk in Paris? http://bit.ly/cmIrr0


GrammarGir</a>l English professor ejected from NYC Starbucks over linguistic dispute: <a href="http://bit.ly/czycBZ" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/czycBZ</a> (via mightyredpen <a href="http://twitter.com/cinetrix">cinetrix</a>)</p> <p><a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/PreteMoiParis">PreteMoiParis RT <a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/OnlyParisPhoto">OnlyParisPhoto</a> Our Vintage Parisian Shoot featuredhttp://onestylemile.blogspot.com/2010/08/french-for-thought.html</p> <p><a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/sharonbially">sharonbially Trouble getting started w/ ur writing? Try finger painting! says bestselling author <a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/BrunoniaBarry">BrunoniaBarry</a> at Writer Unboxed. <a href="http://bit.ly/dBVSjU">http://bit.ly/dBVSjU</a></p> <p><a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/francophilia">francophilia Skating the Roads of Paris via NYTimes.com http://ow.ly/2qbaw #paris (via @MyMelange)

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