Last-Minute Gifts for ANYONE—Guaranteed!
If there’s one thing that unites each American, it’s that we all hate our jobs sometimes.
Collapsible Lunch Box
It ‘s microwave- and dishwasher-safe, and it’s adorable and easy to transport. If you buy this, hope and pray that you don’t need to give it away.
The funnel syrup to the side for less sogging and more dipping. HOW HAS NO ONE INVENTED THESE UNTIL NOW? (Plates, 2 for $50)
Heated Foot Massager
Everyone wants a foot massage. Everyone. You’re a jerk if you don’t give someone this gift. (Massager, $49.99)
Boo, The Life of the World’s Cutest Dog
This says, “I assume that the things you think are worldly and worth writing down.” Even though it’ll just be used for doodling, grocery lists, and bad poetry. (Leather notebook, $80)
Retro Phone Charging Dock
Make charging a smartphone a totally twee experience. Perfect if Zooey Deschanel stops by. (Phone dock, $48)
Fact: Wine tastes better when it’s opened with a bird. It gains notes of feathers and sticks. (Corkscrew, $16.49)
Who couldn't use an extra umbrella? They're a completely necessary accessory. Note: "Great for anyone" guarantee does not apply if you live in Arizona. (Umbrella, $28)