Mother's Day Gifts Mom Doesn't Want

I used to ask my mom why there was a Mother's Day and a Father's Day but no Kid's Day. She said there are 365 Kid's Days. Poor Mom. One day a year we celebrate all she does for us, and we do that with a World's Best Mom mug and breakfast in bed on dishes and sheets she'll end up washing herself. Every mom is different, and surely she will cherish that macaroni necklace, but doesn't she deserve more? If you're contemplating any of the following 12 gifts, it might be time to re-evaluate.