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If Eric Carle Was a Disgruntled Mother

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Brown bear, brown bear what do you see?


I see a wad of gum where it shouldn’t be.


Red bird, red bird what do you see?


I see laundry multiplying before me.


Yellow duck, yellow duck what do you see?


I see fingerprints staring back at me.


Blue horse, blue horse what do you see?


I see tufts of dog hair floating in the breeze.


Green frog, green frog what do you see?


I see dirty dishes calling out to me.


Purple cat, purple cat what do you see?


I see crumbs on the floor beckoning to me.


White dog, white dog what do you see?


I see an old dog who can’t hold her pee.


Black sheep, black sheep what do you see?


I see too much Sponge Bob and Wizards of Waverly.


Goldfish, goldfish what do you see?


I see a bathtub filled with bubbles and Barbies.


Teacher, teacher what do you see?


I see a backpack filled with papers I must read.


Children, children what do you see?


I see a margarita on the rocks, and it’s not for me!


Originally published on BlondeMomBlog.com



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