7 Gifts for Couples Who Share Everything

Have you ever loved someone so much that you feel like you can't live, breath, or even do your business without them? If even a quick trip to the bathroom feels like an eternity apart, you'll be relieved to learn that there are plenty of ways to fend off those harrowing moments of separation. From conjoined toilets to a dual umbrella, we've found products to maximize your togetherness and bring you even closer.
Smittens
TwoDaLoo
The Dualbrella
The Slanket Siamese
Fundies
Sexy Hotness Sleeping Bag
“From My Heart to Yours” Valentine’s Pillowcase

The Slanket Siamese

What's better than cozying up on the couch for a movie with popcorn in tow? How about adding a Slanket to the mix? This two-person blanket has two sets of sleeves—all the better to clink wine glasses while still keeping your arms warm and toasty. ($39.99, TheSlanket.com)

TwoDaLoo

Show your significant other your level of commitment by giving up all sense of personal space with these conjoining toilets. Clasp hands over the cold porcelain barrier and stare longingly into each other’s grimacing faces. Many couples already do their business in front of each other, so why not make the moment even more intimate?

The Dualbrella

While squeezing under one umbrella with your significant other can make for an intimate walk, each person only gets mediocre coverage and ends up with a half-soaked body. This six-foot-wide contraption might not win you friends on a busy city street, but it will bring you and your lover closer next time you get caught in the rain. ($19.95, Hammacher Schlemmer)

The Slanket Siamese

What's better than cozying up on the couch for a movie with popcorn in tow? How about adding a Slanket to the mix? This two-person blanket has two sets of sleeves—all the better to clink wine glasses while still keeping your arms warm and toasty. ($39.99, TheSlanket.com)

Fundies

The greatest underwear-themed invention since "Handerpants!" These knickers for two are essentially a ginormous pair of tighty-whities with four leg holes. As the tagline suggests, “Half the fun is getting in them, the other half’s up to you.” These are great for sharing a weird, yet intimate moment with your lover, but also a great accessory for a potato sack–type race. ($11.99, Amazon.com)

Sexy Hotness Sleeping Bag

If you’re looking to have a romp in the woods, investing in this thermal-insulated sack of love is a must. Thanks to the centrally located zippers, specifically designed for easy access to erogenous zones, you and your cuddle buddy can get down and dirty, quite literally, in the great outdoors. ($149, Alitedesigns.com)

“From My Heart to Yours” Valentine’s Pillowcase

This pillowcase, complete with a cute stick-figure love scene, encourages sleeping forehead to forehead with your sweetheart (because you can’t do that with two normal pillows). Only downside: you can’t flip the pillow to the cold side whenever want. ($32, Amazon.com)

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