You know, it really ticks me off when my old man won’t get physical with me. What’s the big deal? It’s not like he’s going to do anything anyway.
I mean, come on, they don’t have to do anything. All he has to do is lie there and have an erection. As long as I get something I’ll be okay, just a little to take the edge off. Oh god, I sound like an addict.
But the truth is I’d probably give my left nipple for him to just want me again. It’s a shame that years take toll on the sex; I mean, you can try all role-play and toys you want—it’s still going to get old.
All I can say is thank god for b.o.b. and romance novels.