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New Dating Questions for the 21st Century

  • Cell Phones

    “Are we in each other’s cellular network? At the very least, do you have an unlimited messaging plan?”

  • Dating question

    “How many wives do you now have, or do you hope to have in the future?”

  • Dating question

    “How many sex tapes of you are currently available on the internet?”

  • Dating question

    “Have you been the same sex since birth? Do you have any plans to ever be a different sex? Please explain.”

  • “Are you a Mac or a PC?”

    “Are you a Mac or a PC?”

  • Dating question

    “Are you now or have you ever been prohibited from a) flying, b) donating blood, or c) living within 500 feet of a school?”


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  • Dating question

    “Please describe your last breakup in 140 characters or less.”

  • Dating question

    “How many other women have you been with? How many men?”

  • Dating question

    “Which psychiatric medications do you currently take? Do you have an actual prescription for them?”

  • Dating question

    “What is your dietary restriction—Pescatarian? Candida diet? Caveman diet? Master Cleanse? Macrobiotic?”

  • Dating question

    “In your opinion, what is the maximum number of infants that can acceptably inhabit the same womb?”

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