Isn't it bad enough that she, my daughter has been teaching me to use the computer since she was 3 years old. Its humiliating when I get a text from a man that says MUAH and I have to text my daughter to find out what it means. I have burned through most of the online dating sites with absolutely no luck. The worst part is when you start seeing the same guys on different sites, how pitiful oh gosh do they think the same thing about me? Oh of course not they don't pay enough attention to stuff like profiles they just check out the picture and if theylike they email and if they don't they move on. And really what do they want you to say in these stupid profiles anyway. I am fun outgoing I climb mountains, walk on the beach and plan a trip to the moon next spring? Why do some online questionaires ask if you have a car, is that really a deciding factor on whether we are a good match or not. No one is ever honest on those things anyway. I have never read one that says "I come home from work most nights crash on the couch, fall asleep watching sports center and have a bag of chips and a pepsi for dinner, occasionally I make it to my kids football games." How about I am just looking for someone who can stand to see me in the same pair of sweat pants for 5 days in a row? Or I do a lot of masterbating to online porn hope this won't be a problem?
I have gone on some real interesting blind online dates! They made me wish I had been blind. One guy sent me pictures on him riding a horse and roping cattle, a real outdoors marboro man. Well when I showed up for the date I found a grossly over weight guy who could barely walk because his knees were bad and he weighed about 380 pound. When I asked him when he last rode a horse he said oh not for like 10 years when I asked him why he sent me pictures of him riding he said "well I thought you liked horses?"
One guy showed up to the date and was missing his front tooth. By the way teeth are not optional in my book. But he had the nerve to say "I usually don't date women with a lot of animals they tend to be crazy" I wanted so badly to say Ya well I don't date men who are missing their front tooth.
I try to go with the free web sites everyone tells me this will never work because the men arn't serious and they only want one thing. Well news flash so do the men on the web sites you have to pay for. I was on one dating site that matches you and your mate by 21 personality characteristics. I guess i was lucky because I actually made it to the part where they start matching you some people get denied access. How screwed up do you have to be to not be allowed to online date do they do some kind of background check and find out that you did time in prison or something? I never even got a phone call or a text message from a man on that site. All those happy couples on the commercials are probably actors how dare they get my hopes up. There is one free site its about fish? The men on that site are just looking for a booty call. I work in a field that is predominently men. Like 90% and if all I wanted was a booty call I just have to put the booty out there why would I shop online for it?
There are online dating sites for men who like big women, women who like cowboys or cops or firemen or married men looking for a girl on the side. This is all fantacy land. Eventually we are all going to be home never interacting with other human beings just checking out profiles and chatting online.
Getting back to being on the same web site as my daughter. She found one that I hadn't heard of which I thought was impossible to start with and she started talking to a couple of guys had one date it didn't work out the next date turned out to be a guy she has so much in common with and he even has a job Ya!… Me not so lucky. So night after night I prowl the internet on sites about fish and cougars and farmers looking for the next great love of my life. Ya I am going to be alone for ever!
