There are many things people don’t tell you when you’re about to get married. Oh sure they tell you a lot but not the little things that you really need to know. For instance that four years into the marriage you still won’t have trained him to pick up his underwear. Or how about the fact that you can’t plan anything without some issue coming from your other half.
I really think some type of book should be written with these helpful tidbits in them. Its not that it would deter you but then you’d be fully apprised of what minefield you’re stepping into. Now don’t get me wrong, marriage is wonderful if you have two people who are willing to work at it. But some of these things that other couples know should be said out loud. I’m not alone in knowing that men love to tease us ladies, it’s a fact of life. But as to how bad and how it never stops should have been mentioned. I mean on a constant basis can get a little unnerving after awhile. Or the constant exploiting of what ever you dislike. Don’t say it out loud or they are all over it!
How about squeezing the toothpaste in the middle? Why oh why must they do that? Or the toilet seat left up, or in my house all the way down! Countless accidents based on that little thing have happened around here. Or in my instance socks everywhere. Its like a tornado of socks has hit my house. Socks in the bathroom, kitchen, office and everywhere in between when the baskets right there! Oh and don’t get me started on the gas! It comes so fast, loud and stinky its quite amazing.
So in closing lets start educating our younger generation so they won’t be as clueless as us to all the fun annoyances of marriage. Because lets face it, it wouldn’t have made us fall out of love with that great guy, but at least the manual would have been provided.