I had an unsettling dream last night, you know the kind of dream that you wake up knowing that it’s trying to tell you something. Everyone has had them. I dreamt that I was standing in my sisters play room which used to be my bedroom when I was a teen.
Out of the corner of my eye, I see this huge ugly pet sized spider crawling up this thick parallel web going towards a medium sized frog that just sits there on the play table as if its soul purpose in life was to be this frogs dinner. I stand horrified, watching, as this spider scampers onto the table and begins to wrap the awaiting frog in its cotton like cocoon. Then I woke up. What the hell, why couldn’t I just have had a dream like I had the other night where Paris Hilton ditched me because I didn’t have anything cool to wear out clubbing?