Yes, Sarah Palin has published her first children’s book.
It is called Polar Bear, Polar Bear, What Do You Taste Like? Republican women are overjoyed. Eric Carle is considering pursuing legal action.
Okay—kidding! Though it isn’t so preposterous, actually. Laura Bush has done it, and Palin would be hard pressed to write a worse picture book than Bush and daughter’s Read All About It. So has John McCain’s daughter. So why NOT Sarah The Little Barracuda That Could Palin? Although to the best of my knowledge, she prefers to try to prevent kids from reading books (including Maurice Sendak’s In the Night Kitchen, of all things, according to one list I read), so perhaps we’re safe from this one.
Sorry, but I have to joke because this situation is so INSANE. Yes, I know that here on Offsprung we are most if not all in the choir on this one, but please let’s make our voices heard beyond the overeducated sarcastic media-saturated bubble.
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By Erica Perl