With former presidents like this, you don’t need enemies … is what the Obama campaign is likely to be muttering since Bill Clinton told ABC News, when asked if the PDC (Presumptive Democratic Candidate, Obama’s current ID) is ready for the job: “You can argue that nobody is ready to be President.” The resentful former president followed this with other conspicuously tempered, begrudging endorsements.

Can we conclude the RFP has a case of Clintonfreude?

The RFP is said to be insecure, having a greater need to be liked than any other president and narcissistic. It’s being theorized that he views Hillary’s loss as a personal attack and Obama’s star quality to have diminished his own charisma.

If Obama wins the election, he’d be well advised to have a team of dogs check the Oval office before moving in.