Okay, so I have an aunt who has a daughter who is selling Girl Scout cookies. I told her just give me five boxes and I’ll pay for them next week. So this last weekend I decided to make some money and resell them for ten bucks a pop outside of Vons.
For some stupid reason someone reported me. I know who it was too, an old fat lady with white hair. So a cop starts talking to me and tells me I need to go home or he’ll confiscate my cookies. So I went home for about thirty minutes then came back.
That darn cop came back and tells me I need to give him my Girl Scout cookies. I told him, I was like, “Times is hard boss, I’m just a squirrel tryin‘ to get a nut.”
He’s all, “Ya, but you can’t be ripping people off like that. It’s not right.”
So of course, I went home. And now my aunt’s calling me about the money I owe her. I just keep on avoiding her call. I was gonna make like fifty bucks that day but I couldn’t. So … I was wondering if anyone can spot me about $100? I’ll pay you back by Christmas, I swear.