As she entered through the door,
I wiped the sweat beads from my brow.
I could feel the tension building.
The place was here, the time was now.
She walked upon the stage.
Techno lights danced all around.
She perplexed me with her stare,
And my heart had ceased to pound.
Her cheek then brushed with mine.
Her gentle breath had warmed my ear.
She moved me in all the right places.
Like my desires were crystal clear.
I’m in love with a girl named Misty,
And yes, she is a stripper.
She’s also my perfect dream woman.
It’s a shame I didn’t tip her.