Elizabeth: I know the news about the bad boys of Late Night TV has over shadowed one very important news item: Coaches on the Edge to meet with Oprah to scout locations for the O cover that will feature the three of them. Oprah suggested her living room in CA, I have requested a Tuscan vineyard and Laurie is fine with the 8th Avenue entrance to Madison Square Garden. While I can imagine the three of us sipping some glorious Italian wine, Laurie sees the three of us shooting a couple of hoops. People—what would you pick?

Laurie: Oprah Love, I am so sorry. Elizabeth is a little confused. I didn’t say we should shoot baskets at Madison Square Garden. I thought, knowing your philanthropic heart, that our photo shoot should be the three of us making baskets in Madagascar. Perhaps Elizabeth has been sipping a tad too much of that Tuscan vineyard product. Madagascar was once known as the Pirate Utopia (and you know I’m a big fan of Jimmy Buffett) and is now attempting to work off a huge national debt while saving what is left of its forest. And there are enough lemurs running around to keep Elizabeth distracted for weeks. Pirates and worthy causes and lemurs—oh my!

Elizabeth: I am having our colors done so that we don’t clash when it comes to selecting the perfect outfits for the cover. So happy to report that every color compliments my skin tone except for the color puce. Which thrills me to no end. I hate saying that damn word almost as much as I would despise having it around my very cool warm skin tones. Almost ready for my close-up. Just have to have my medications adjusted.

Laurie: I already have quite a colorful pirate outfit at the ready for Madagascar. Don’t disappoint me!