The long-sleeve, gray gown is an odd choice when you know you’re going to be posing under harsh sunlight. Plus the scaly texture of the dress coupled with her signature dino ‘do recalls a horned creature that haunts my dreams. But that’s just me.

Something about the cut and intricate detailing of this mini dress makes Ke$ha appear a bit top-heavy to me. She did, however, bring a muppet she slaughtered herself to this Adams’ family reunion, so that was thoughtful and in step with the theme of the night.

She’s so Wednesday. It suits her.

Another gothic Morticia Gown. Jessica Szohr ups the ante, however, by using a cheetah pelt to keep her brains in her head.

Miley is following in PInk’s dinosaur footsteps. The buttons down the back of this severe, gothic gown coupled with her horned hairdo recall a carnivorous creature of the carnotaurus variety. (That’s a real thing. I did research.)

This beautie can do no wrong in my book.

Taylor, if you’re going to insist on dating a Kennedy zygote, you might want to stop wearing pants suits that make you look middle-aged.

Nicki did her expected troll doll thing.

Then there was this guy.