Thigh-High Statements: Sexy Tattoo Tights
Ants Marching [1]
These ant stockings would certainly put the ants in your pants; then again, pants would hide the creepy-crawly sexiness of these. Source [2]
You're So Vein [3]
Some women spend a small fortune injecting their veins to hide them; others choose to show off their assets. Source [2]
More Than Skin Deep [4]
Perhaps not anatomically correct, but these illustrations will keep them guessing. Source [2]
The One That Got Away [5]
These tights would keep the Gorton’s Fisherman at sea for months at a time. Source [2]
Prey Snared [6]
Slip on these stockings and their fashion analogy may come to life. Source [7]
I Will Follow [8]
Sometimes you just have to spell it out for people; the strategically placed and now-infamous twitter “follow me” statement on these helps. Source [7]
Bats in the belfry [9]
A nod to the nocturnal life. Source [7]
Scale Back [10]
Increase the likelihood for your From Here to Eternity beach moment. Source [2]
Packin' Heat [11]
Show your NRA pride. Source [2]
Mi Corazón [12]
Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves; others wear theirs on their shins. Source [2]